so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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