Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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