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I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
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You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
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So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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