I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Technically my penis started a fight tonight
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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