I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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