I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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