I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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