I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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