Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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