Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
