Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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