That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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