respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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