Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
The beer is more important than you right now.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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