everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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