Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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