Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I need to calm my uterus...
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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