Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
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she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
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Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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