Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I wear drunk well.
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