they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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