:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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