Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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