The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.