There is no way he is gay with that hair.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Then you guys just all showered together...?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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