Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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