She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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