she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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