yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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