carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Randomize