this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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