once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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