it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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