Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
operation have a gay friend backfired
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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