"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
operation have a gay friend backfired
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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