youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Blood and glitter go together right?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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