Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
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I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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