i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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