oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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