She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
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At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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