that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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