his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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