I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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