Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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