She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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