Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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