Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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