You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
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I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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