I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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