dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
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its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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