love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
His hands were made for my vagina.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
