If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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