u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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