No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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