Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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